Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Sang Aa' burjo sule yang tobat judi bola

Barusan aja gua makan kacang ijo di burjo sule dan akhirnya gua terinspirasi untuk menulis tentang tobatnya aa' burjo sule dari judi bola. Pertama, gua mau jelasin dulu kenapa burjo ini gua sebut burjo sule. Buat yang belum tau burjo itu apa bisa dicari di google ya!. Kalo belum ketemu lagi sampe tiga hari, cepet-cepet lapor polisi. Burjo ini gua namakan burjo sule karena di burjo tersebut ditempel sebuah kertas yang bertuliskan "Dilarang nge bon kecuali sule ovj". Burjo ini udah jadi langganan gua. Hampir tiap hari gua makan nasi telor dan minum goodday carribean di burjo ini. Walhasil kentut beraroma campuran telor dadar dan kopi robusta mengalun indah di udara dunia ini di saat saat yang tak terduga . Aa' nya juga kocak banget lebih lucu dari SBY. Anaknya juga kocak banget namanya Fauzan gua panggil ojan. Hobinya megangin ayam yang  bulunya di cat sambil nonton video dangdut koplo sagita. Udah cinta dah ama burjo ini soalnya gua bisa nambah sambel seenak jidat, manalagi jidat gua lebar, kan enak nya jadi berlipat-lipat.

Pas tadi gua makan kacang ijo, baru aja selesai pertandingan antara MU lawan Liverpool. Alhamdulillah MU menang, gua berharap Parma yang bisa menang karena Parma tim kesayangan gua. "A', nggak tarohan lagi a'?", gua nanya ke Aa' sambil nyuap kacang ijo ke mulut. "Tobat coiii sekarang mah, dosa'", aa' jawab. "Yang bener a'?, hahahhahahahahahahaha" gua kaget dan ketawa. Kenapa gua ketawa karena gua inget banget hampir tiap hari pas euro aa' sibuk telponan buat tarohan judi bola. "Kemaren pas lebaran, diaduin aku sama bapakku mas, karena suka judi bola, sampe nangis aku minta maaf mas" aa' lanjut cerita. Buset nih aa' sule abis makan bodrek campur nasi kuning nih kayaknya. "hahahahahahahahahahahahahhaaaaaa, beneran a'? gua tanggepin cerita aa' sambil heran. " Bener coii", aa jawab. " Bagus lah a' mending duitnya buat anak sekolah ya a', iya nggak a'!! gua nasehati si aa' sok bijak dan sok tua dan diwaktu berasamaan semua bulu gua beruban kecuali bulu jem... pol.


"terjadi beberapa bulan yang lalu"


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